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  Nosy questions for the Americans

  by dobbie in

  1. jw
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  following on from the thread the other week with questions for the brits, i thought i'd ask a few i'd like to know about you, just call me a nosey bag!.

  1. as you don't have nhs, what happens if a sick child was in a medical emergency, is there a charity that covers them or will treatment sometimes get withheld if there is no insurance?.

  2. what accent does nicholas cage have?

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  Why do you persist in driving on the wrong side of the road???

  As was expained to me by a Brit, "Americans drive on the right side of the road. Brits drive on the proper side."

  When he said "proper" it sounded like "prahpahr."
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  Is 2034 the ultimate Watchtower date?

  by cultswatter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a recent wacktower had hinted that the year 2034 would be the final date for armaggedon.

  if armageddon has not arrived by 2035 then will the wts close shop for good or will they simply accuse the past presidents of apostacy and regroup to form another daughter of the tower offshoot baseless religion?.

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  this date is different The 2034 date effectively paints the WTS into a corner

  The pricks that run the WTS painted themselves into lots of corners over the years. Another date, another doctinal change...makes no difference. Oh, geez...whatever. By 2034 I'll most likely be dead in the ground.
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  Describe the Perfect Woman or Man....

  by Dragonlady76 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok after the serena williams thread and a few others that focus on looks i want to know what your idea of perfection in the opposite or same sex is.. i like muscular men with a full head of hair, i love classic features like a strong nose and jaw.. i also find blond blue eyed men sexy (don't ask me why).

  i don't like that are to thin, nice teeth and soft eyes.. ok now it's your turn.. .

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  I've gone out with a lot of women since I left the org. Tall, short. Fat, thin. Wealthy, broke. Drug addicts, tea totalers. Devout, atheist. Strippers, prudes. Etc, etc.

  The thing that I don't understand about many of the women I have gone out with (and women could probably say the same about men they know or have gone out with) is that most of them have no idea of where they have been, where they are at, or where they want to go. Its like they have no curiosity about themselves or the world around them. They have a couple of interests in life and that is it which I find tedious at best. It is not perfection, which is an impossible standard, but a women who hasn't lost that sense of curiosity is a huge turn on for me.

  Sassy - I look exactly like that. Except I'm Norwegian...and, um...husky. The boat is still in the water, btw.
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  Is 2034 the ultimate Watchtower date?

  by cultswatter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a recent wacktower had hinted that the year 2034 would be the final date for armaggedon.

  if armageddon has not arrived by 2035 then will the wts close shop for good or will they simply accuse the past presidents of apostacy and regroup to form another daughter of the tower offshoot baseless religion?.

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  Oh geez...whatever. Who cares about the stupid dates those moronic people set.
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  What are you doing for Labor Day?

  by rebel8 in

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  well i seem to have killed the last 3 threads i posted on, so i thought i'd start one myself!

  so what are you doing for labor day?

  i know outlaw will be enjoying his newly found wealth due to his new rand stock, but what about the rest of us?

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  I get to work Sat, Sun, and Mon plus I'm on call until Tues morn. I refer to being on call as being under house arrest. I didn't bother to look at the happenings section of the paper this week. I know a lot of stuff is going on, including a free Leann Rimes concert, this weekend. Oh well. The overtime will be helpful seeing how a strike is looming down at work. Have a great Labor Day Weekend everybody!
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  Mr. Flipper's Son Hears and Sees Bigfoot- I'm Serious, Not Joking

  by flipper in

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  2. friends

  i know i'm setting myself up here, but here it goes.

  first of all if you want to crack funnies about this or jokes, that's perfectly cool, it's alright, i don't mind.

  however this is a true story from what happened in may and my motive for writing about this is not just humor, but i want to see if anybody else has experienced what my son went through while being in the mountains or anywhere.

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  If you do find a sasquatch out there, do not mess with it. They get really upset.

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=-tXEEZE0rqM
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  The Service Overseer nearly cried from the podium.

  by 5go in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  he was giving the part about giving your riches to jehovah the watchtower.

  you could tell there was a conflict going on in his head, while he was giving it.

  you know he probaly has an idea that "jehovah provides things, so don't worry about it" .

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  Maybe it was fake tears to induce people to give more to Jehovah

  A method used to great effect by Jimmy Swaggart and others...

  

  Is this the first time you have seen the speaker getting worked up while giving a speech at the hall?
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  City, City, City ...

  by Simon in

  1. social
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  manchester city 1, manchester utd 0. oh, yeah!

  barclays premier league table.

  19 august 2007 15:24. pgdpts1man city3492wigan3363chelsea2264everton3265portsmouth3256newcastle2247reading3048sunderland3-249tottenham31310arsenal11311blackburn11312liverpool11313fulham3-1314middlesbrough3-1315west ham2-1316man utd3-1217aston villa2-1118birmingham3-2119derby3-5120bolton3-50

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  I don't think the Yanks will ever get football eh?

  Who needs to understand any kind of football? I'm watching the greatest sport ever created. Womens Professional Beach Volleyball!

  Thats right, jump up and block that shot. Nice save! Okay, dig that wedgey out while hugging your teammate...

  Everyone wins during Womens Professional Beach Volleyball.
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  City, City, City ...

  by Simon in

  1. social
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  manchester city 1, manchester utd 0. oh, yeah!

  barclays premier league table.

  19 august 2007 15:24. pgdpts1man city3492wigan3363chelsea2264everton3265portsmouth3256newcastle2247reading3048sunderland3-249tottenham31310arsenal11311blackburn11312liverpool11313fulham3-1314middlesbrough3-1315west ham2-1316man utd3-1217aston villa2-1118birmingham3-2119derby3-5120bolton3-50

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  frozen one

  Dude! When you moved to Calgary you needed to let go of such foolishness. Start thinking about the Flames and the Stampeders.
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  Would You Like To Know What Goes On At Elder's Meetings?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  have you ever wondered what goes on at an elder's meeting?

  after a prayer, the presiding overseer will state what the purpose of the meeting is.

  if it's a quarterly meeting, the elders will discuss the spirituality of the congregation, its spirit and any dangerous trends that may be observed.

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  Don't they break out the Cuban cigars and cognac while waiting for the hookers and that guy who always has the best blow? I have been out for a long time so my memory might be a little foggy.